Monday, April 16, 2012

Fish Hawk Flock of Five



Uncle Josh sent Dad some pink steelhead lures to comensurate Emersyn's birth. Josh and Cassie also recently had a baby boy, Thatcher. Josh sent dad a spoof from Alan's Wolf Pack speech from the movie "The Hangover". Here's what he wrote in the card:


Remember when you were a lone fish hawk, cruising the waters for your prey? Then Amber came along and your fish hawk flock was two. You traipsed around the land free as the birds you were. As a test run, Jetta came along to make sure you were ready for real fish hawk chicks. Eventually that empty nest was no longer in the she-hawk's plans, and your little fledgling Harley made your flock of four. You moved on to better fishing waters to the north. The abundnce of fish and lack of sunlight must have had an impact on your fecundity, because your little chick Emersyn hatched and made your fish hawk flock five. A true force to be reckoned with this fish hawk flock is.


Welcoming Emersyn to the estrogen ocean that is the: Femme Fatale Fish Hawk Flock of Five, the Wiese Waterbourne Wonders!!!


Happy Fishing Pap Hawk. You're one lucky bird. Josh

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